Monday, November 15, 2010

Day 27 of 30 Day Blog

Since I don't have any I'm changing it to...
Pet Peeves!

Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side.
People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure.
Noisy eaters and noisy gum chewers.
Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.
  When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.
Using speaker phones in public areas at work.
When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup becomes almost empty.
People with bad table manners.
Drivers who won't turn right on red.
People who drive SLOW in the left lane.
Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.
  People who ignore yield signs.
Double negatives.
Not washing hands after using the bathroom.
The noise people make when they rub their fingers on balloons.
When someone uses the butter to put on their toast, and leaves crumbs in the container.
Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.
Dirty keyboards.
When somebody tosses something toward a garbage can, like they think they're a basketball star, then leave it on the ground after they miss!
When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.
People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.
People who habitually need favors.
When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.
Uncomfortable chairs.
Chasing after a ping pong ball.
Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.
People who overuse quotes from movies or TV.
People who clear their throats in a disgusting way.
People who invite you out somewhere then cancel.
Men who wear too much cologne.
Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus.
  People who don't know the difference between its/it's and they're /their/there.
When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
  Sick people who cough near you.
People who talk, whistle or sing to themselves at work.
Having to use more than one remote control.
  People who throw cigarette butts out the window.
Saying "Let there be light" every time any light switch is flipped on.
People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.
When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.
  Ignorant people. 
People who think that they are the only one with correct background for understanding an issue.
Being the first one at any party.
People throwing trash into a recycle bin.
Movie sequels that are unnecessary.
Drivers who tailgate.
The "yes but" people.
When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on.
When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out.
People who don't dress their age
Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.
People who chew with their mouth open
When people put the spoons/forks in the wrong section of the utensil separator.
When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it.
People who don't pick up after themselves.
When people refuse to be the decision maker about something simple (which restaurant to eat at, what movie to see, etc.).
When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer.
People who put salt on everything without tasting it first.
Not Washing Hands After Using the Restroom
No toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms.
When you will be talking to someone, and their replies seem to be limited to "ya", "cool", and "ok".
When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room.
When people don't clear the microwave numbers.
When people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.
When people don't RSVP to an event.
People who will write something borderline mean, but then follow it up with a smiley face :)
People who don't control their bratty children.
People who refer to themselves in the third person.
People who leave their children in their cars while they run into the store.
People who snap their gum.
Caps Lock in text or in email, when PEOPLE SHOUT.
Girls who wear way too much make up.
People who always have to be right and have the last word.
When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there.
People that tailgate when your driving.
Rappers who thank God at awards ceremonies.
Mumbling, then annoyingly saying "Forget it!" when people don't hear you.
Drivers who signal after they make a lane change.
People who spell "you're" as "your."
People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.
People who don't use deodorant.
When people continue to stare after they ask you a question, as if they need you to expand more on your answer.
Ice cream with freezer burn.
When the person who takes the last of something puts the empty package back.
Flakes! People that cancel plans constantly.
Hair strands left on shower walls.
Taking forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it
People sitting at a red light and continuing to sit there when the light turns green because they're on their cell phone.
People who mumble.
  Whistling out of tune Whistling.
People who are always late.
Men who ogle or whistle at women who walk down the street.
When you have to walk out of the shower naked because you forgot to bring a towel with you.
People who don't look at you when they are talking, or you are talking to them.
People who stare.
The sound of too much spit in someone's mouth when they talk.
People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.
Overuse of the word "Like"
When you score a goal on yourself in foosball or air hockey.
When the tiolet paper roll is backwards.
When other people sleep on my pillow.
When people scratch their fingernails on a blackboard.
Websites with horizontal scrolling.
Walking into spider webs.
Waiters/waitress who put their fingers on the top of the glass (where you drink from) when they deliver it to you.
Bars where the music is too loud.
Bad breath.
People who refuse to expand their musical horizons.
When people trip over your their foot in the hallway and start running to pretend like they meant to do it.
When you ask for LOTS of ketchup and they give you only two or three packets.
Shopping carts with a broken wheel.
Sitting in the movies and hearing someone eating popcorn.
Bathing suit tops as clothing.
People who pick their nose in public.
Car passengers that throw their doors wide open without first checking to make sure it is safe to do so.
Lazy people.
People who talk about their favorite sports team and say "WE" like they are a part of the team.
People who love to point out how wrong everyone else is while they are a walking train wreck
People who spit on the ground and don't look first to see if anybody is around.
Being put on the speakerphone without warning
When people change the TV channel without asking
People who make you take off your shoes when you go into their house.
I hate slow people walking in front of me.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
Dog poop on the sidewalk.
When those little hinges on the CD case break, and now you can't open and close it.
Hair in the shower drain.
People who are late.
People who don't use their turn signal, tailgate, and cut you off
How hard it is to open a new music CD.
Pee anywhere other than in a toilet.
Watching people put their contacts in.
People who don't want to learn anything new because they know it all.
Singing along with the music when you don't actually know the words.
Men who talk down to women.
Grocery shopping carts with a bad wheel.
How clothes hangers get all tangeled with each other
Double dippers.
When people don't pick up their feet to walk and you hear the scuff... scuff... scuff.
People who brag about how trashed they got the night before.
Unsolicited advice.
Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you at work.
Trying to get assistance over the telephone, only to be directed to "press this number", umpteen times.
When adults cuss in front of children.
At a restuarant, bread cut only halfway, instead of into slices.
People who say I can't, without even trying.
People who leave their pets in their hot cars in the summer.
Speed bumps.
People who constantly get up in movie theaters.
When you are changing the TV channel and it goes black of a second before the channel comes up.
Dogs running around on a flatbed truck, which is going highway speed.
Parents who have their children on leashes.
PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
Restaurants that put too much ice in your drink.
People who make out in public.
Dried toothpaste in the sink.
Junk mail.
When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to look at what just filled their tissue/handkerchief.
When people don't rinse their dishes before they put them in the sink.
I hate people who have no idea what "personal space" is.
People who don't stop at stop signs.
People that don't return your phone calls.
People who can't decide on one radio/tv station, and constantly flip back and forth.
Getting behind someone that will not drive up to the speed limit.
I hate it when people tickle me.
Restaurants that have a no smoking section which is only several feet away from the smoking section.
When shirts shrink in the dryer.
Cussing in public, especially in front of senior citizens or kids.
Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs on the sign.
Speed Bumps.
People that fart in public.
People that make tons and tons of noise while working out.
Sneezing in your hand and shaking someone's hand afterward.
Kids with baggy pants hangin below their butt.
Movie talkers
Women who use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.
People who constantly sniffle.
People who interrupt you to correct your grammar/speech, paying no attention to the point your are trying to make.
Tangled phone cords
When the string on the hood of your sweatshirt goes inside the hood.
If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.
Driveways that make cars bottom out.
Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.
Having to explain the same thing more than once.
People who quote movies just because they can.
Getting stuck at red lights, while nobody is going the other direction.
When people don't flush the toilet.
Broken spines on paperback books.
Restaurants that give you rolls, but never enough butter to go with them.
People who whistle through their noses while just breathing.
When it's raining and you turn your car off before you turn the wipers off, and they stop in the middle of the windshield, so you turn the car back on, the wipers off, and then the car off.
When someone tries to talk to you when you have headphones on.
When coffee spills out of the top drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee cups.
People who pick their teeth in public.
Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your are)
People who interrupt you and direct the conversation to themselves.
People who say, GD or "Jesus Christ" when they're angry. 

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