Friday, April 8, 2011

Friday Confessions

I confess I'm taking a half day off today at work so I can go home and finish my art project so I can hang out with my sister tomorrow and cheer my friend Leslie on at her race on Sunday. I'm so proud of her. I don't have the courage to do a half marathon.

I confess I have some of the best friends ever. I knew God loved me still. He shows me through my friends.

I confess I deactivated my facebook account this week....for like 4 hours. FAIL.

I confess I love pickles but I can't eat them anymore...because they give me diarrhea within the hour that I eat them.

I confess the first time I ever threw up from drinking was when I was 20. I was with my friend Erica and she decided to get me drunk on a CHEAP handle of vodka. I drank a large amount of parrot bay rum before the 7 shots of vodka she gave me and I wound up having to be taken care of all night. I made it to the bars parking lot and made my boyfriend at the time drive me back home so I could throw up...all night.

I confess I would rather be sick and miserable with this cold that I have than take antibiotics. Why? Because they make your birth control quit working and to be quite frank I would rather have sex with a snotty nose than none at all.

I confess I hate soccer mom and college student drivers. It's like they can't multitask. They can't drive, talk on the phone and pay attention to ANYTHING around them at the same time.

I confess I gave a big ugly middle finger to 2 people this week. (Don't worry Stratton wasn't in the car with me) The first was a soccer mom with her kids in the back. They second a stupid college student not paying ANY attention to the massive gray F150 hurling toward her terrified passenger as she pulled out in front of me without looking. 

I confess I'm wanting to pull my hair out at work. People can be so rude and I'm trying my hardest not to be nasty person right back at them. I'm trying to take the high road here.