About Derek

My name is Derek Allen Williams
My nick names are D, D-Dub, D-Rock, and Daddy
I was born Feb 21, 1987
I was married at the age of 21 to Emily Ann Williams on Feb 23, 2008
I have one son named Stratton Allen William

100 questions...
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar on the inside of my elbow. I got it when I was 7-8 years old riding my bike.
My arm slid across the pavement.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Well, blue paint and a 32" tv hanging above our dresser.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore really bad. Emily ALWAYS kicks me at night.
She wears ear plugs now so I don't get kicked as much. 

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I like to listen to Heavy Metal

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No idea.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Sleep.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
I miss freedom to do anything I want whenever I want.
My family is more important now.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My Jackie Robinson baseball card

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
6'0"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no, never

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Do not remember

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Something bad happening to Stratton or Emily

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
It doesn't really matter. I don't think I really have a type that I like more than the other.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING / BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Already did that.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
coffee

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Supreme

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
beef jerky

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
black

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
yes, i think i have

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
My wedding band

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
yes, my wife

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No, I'm not flexible at all

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't have one

25. WHO IS THE HOTTEST FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
Jennifer Aniston

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Groucho and Zoe

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
a sphynx cat and schnoodle

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
No

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
55

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
brunettes

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
yes

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
i have no idea

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Kerry King...and a lot more now that I have gone to NAMM

37. FIRST JOB?
Stooges as a cook

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
ungodly amounts of them

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?
no

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
watching t.v.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
yes, on my hand when i cut it on a table saw

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
absolutely nothing

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
only on my legs

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
peace and quiet

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
one, maybe two

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
no

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
over confidence

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU MISS ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
hanging out with my friends

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
whatever is in the shower

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yes, it looks like a serial killers

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
honey ham

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
If you think drinking, smoking, and cussing are bad habits then I guess I have a few

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
no

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
no

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
for other people, yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
sure they do

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I listen to music

59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
Raise a good kid

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I don't think I had a favorite. I had a bunch. Probably anything hotwheel.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
40ish

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
no

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
all the time

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
mashed potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
sense of humor and sense of self confidence

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
Derek Allen Williams, daddy

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Fringe

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
ignore them

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
chocolate

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
yes

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
no

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
watch t.v. and sleep

74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
105 mph

75. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
my converse all stars

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
bedtime stories on t.v.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
sweet tea

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Emily

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
face

80. WHAT DO U LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
nothing

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
everything mainstream

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
November

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
skittles

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
yes, Randolph, Thompson, Crader, and Emily

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
dark brown

86. EYE COLOR?
brown

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
McDonald's

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Shoguns

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
no

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Jimi Hendrix Experience

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Any Friday

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
no not really

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
neither

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
beer

98. DO YOU HAVE A LOW SELF ESTEEM OR A HIGH SELF ESTEEM?
low

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
not reading anything

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
pretty dang good.